I Brush My Teeth to That Sh*t!

American News is crap. (by gloveandboots)

Spot on and possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen today.

This episode had too many great moments to gif. There’s even more from this scene. #welldone

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funnyordie:

11 Funniest Lines from Roger Ebert’s Reviews of Bad Movies

We lost a treasure today, but he left us with these gems.

RIP @ebertchicago It was always fun to see him really go IN on a movie (or politician for that matter). 

LMFAO!!!! I don’t care if I’m a terrible person for laughing. 

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LOL! #DEAD

(Source: cerebraldisorder)

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rabalogy:

redvedev:

michaeljruocco:

The impulse got me. Couldn’t help it.

my favourite gifset

i did a thing

xD Can’t stop watching the explosion. 

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doorsandsardines:

Well this is embarrassing…

My Boyfriend does My Makeup o_O (by bettykali)

LOL So cute! He was doing well until about 12:00. 

lotsalipstick:

“I’m basically just teaching you guys how to curl my hair.” (x)

I can’t even

:’D crying 

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mo-lester:

this was on my little cousins homework… she’s in first grade

LMFAO

LM-MF-AO. y’all wrong as shit. #rihanna

(Source: breloom)

OMFG! I would say NSFW but I’m just not sure. #Getitwhileyoucan.”

thezenofbrutality:

more words of wisdom from john waters.

bwahahahaha! True though. 

(Source: whiskey-in-a-teacup)