"I often warn people: “Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no “I” in team.’ What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality and integrity."
George Carlin (via quotellection)
I wish George Carlin was my dad.
"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."
11 Funniest Lines from Roger Ebert’s Reviews of Bad Movies
We lost a treasure today, but he left us with these gems.
RIP @ebertchicago It was always fun to see him really go IN on a movie (or politician for that matter).
Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”
I don’t know whether I should be more upset that he thinks people are so stupid that he can blatantly condescend to them OR that they are so stupid as to cheer for him while he is doing it. #Santorum is an asshole.
My grandparents’ church is crazy!
OH SHIT. bwahahahahaha! #crazy