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"Go out and do something. It isn’t your room that’s a prison, it’s yourself."

- Sylvia Plath 

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"I often warn people: “Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no “I” in team.’ What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality and integrity."

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George Carlin (via quotellection)

I wish George Carlin was my dad. 

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"-“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
Sharon Stone"

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(via fairytalaxy)

OH MY GOD! Yes.

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"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."

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werd.

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funnyordie:

11 Funniest Lines from Roger Ebert’s Reviews of Bad Movies
We lost a treasure today, but he left us with these gems.

RIP @ebertchicago It was always fun to see him really go IN on a movie (or politician for that matter). 

funnyordie:

11 Funniest Lines from Roger Ebert’s Reviews of Bad Movies

We lost a treasure today, but he left us with these gems.

RIP @ebertchicago It was always fun to see him really go IN on a movie (or politician for that matter). 

Whoo!

Whoo!

(Source: get-right-with-mike)

TRUE. SHIT.

"You are – or soon will be – uniquely situated to use the power of the law, as well as your own gifts and knowledge, to help build a more fair, more equal, and more just society. And you have not only the power, but – I believe – the solemn responsibility, to do precisely that: to safeguard the rights and freedoms of everyone in this country, and to carry on the critical but unfinished work that lies ahead."

- Attorney General Eric Holder, addressing the LGBT Bar Association’s annual Lavender Law Conference  (via benppollack) -

gaaah!! #highschool

gaaah!! #highschool

wow… that’s good.

wow… that’s good.

A vision in Hypercolor and Hammer pants. Baby girl, I have loved you ever since there was a Soviet Union and only one Damon Wayans.

LOL YES.

drunkonstevphen:

Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”

I don’t know whether I should be more upset that he thinks people are so stupid that he can blatantly condescend to them OR that they are so stupid as to cheer for him while he is doing it. #Santorum is an asshole.

(Source: drunkonstephen)

raingel:

My grandparents’ church is crazy!


OH SHIT. bwahahahahaha! #crazy

raingel:

My grandparents’ church is crazy!

OH SHIT. bwahahahahaha! #crazy

"‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless. It goes on forever, inwardly — you understand? The fact the you’re alive is amazing. So you don’t get to be bored."

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"When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends"

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